Chapter 6, The Prison Escape Expert Wu Zhiqi

Is there anything else?

Hey! You over there!" A voice shouted impatiently from somewhere above his head: "Are you annoying or what! Sparrows are naturally nosy, can you not provoke their curiosity? It's so noisy!

The young man looked up carefully and discovered a large gray and black striped cat stretching while complaining, "It is not easy for me to find a good place to take a nap!"

The whole person seems like ! ! ''

Wuzhiqi was unaware that this iron bull was cast from the torture instruments eliminated by the government, meant to suppress the water ghosts here—this is what the inscriptions on the iron bull stated, but Wuzhiqi could not read them. The characters he recognized had long been out of use—upon contact with such a fearsome object, the treasures of the dragon clan were completely ruined.

Dewdrop considered various methods, yet she could not destroy that stone chain no matter what. She quietly kept vigil by Wuzhiqi's side, remaining silent. Wuzhiqi lay on his back at the bottom of the water, unsure of what expression to wear—he had never experienced despair and did not know what it felt like. However, he had indeed undergone some changes—during the first five years of being dragged at the bottom of the water, he had not uttered a single word

early release

Wuzhiqi immediately became pleased: "Hahaha... I didn't expect that mere humans have quite an eye for talent! I am the young and handsome Wuzhiqi!"

Wu Zhiqi opened his mouth wide, unable to close it, revealing a shocked and sorrowful expression, "Lu—Zhu?!"

Wuzhiqi is really angry this time: "What? You don't even understand what this is, and you just throw it at me?! How irresponsible is that?!"

Without concern for the consequences, I joyfully escaped without a trace

Wu Zhiqi was momentarily taken aback, incredulously tugging at the tail of the calico cat and giving its ears a pinch, "Brother Cat, how could you just die like that..."

I said, "Wuzhiqi, " Yanluo the King sighed again, "Have you given up this time? In the past, you said you were going to find your wife, and now, well, you found her but you can't even recognize her! (Yanluo the King's three secretaries seized the opportunity to criticize in unison: What a pathetic man!) This time, you should serve your sentence properly, right?"

Xia Yu could not help but flush with anger and shouted, "Wait! What do you see this as?"

Xia Yu blinked his eyes, shaking his head in confusion while naively responding: "I don't know either..."

The dew did not know how to comfort him—how could she console this water deity, who loved to wander joyfully but could no longer go anywhere? She could only stay by his side, sharing her observations with him bit by bit—although he usually showed no reaction at all

I hate monkeys

One day, Wuzhiqi suddenly spoke: "Dewdrop, you should return to the ground!"

The dew has truly never come again. Wuzhiqi often sulks and mutters: "Heartless woman! It's a loss that the deity lectured her for so long... and even gifted her treasures when leaving!"

The monkey scratched its ear and said in a soft voice: "I have no name! Nor do I have a father or mother"

Hello! What do you mean by this?! Do you doubt the greatness of this deity?

The first secretary of King Yanluo, Miaoying, said anxiously: "Your Majesty, you must be cautious! Other monsters can be disregarded, but this is the notorious Wuzhiqi! If he manages to escape, I fear that other monsters will not remain at ease in captivity..."

The Qi Lun knows that there is something that is absolutely inappropriate to bring up at this moment, but as the saying goes, "A long pain is worse than a short pain," it is better to take a deep breath and say it out loud. "Your Majesty..."

"Is it possible?" Wu Zhiqi slightly widened her eyes, feeling helpless. "If this time it's a big stone, I won't be able to dodge it..."

"Why are so many people looking at me?" Wu Zhiqi lowered his voice, feeling somewhat nervous

"Ninety-two times?" The calico cat opened its mouth wide, "You are indeed persistent. Why escape so many times?"

When King Yan signed, Wu Zhiqi suddenly raised his head and asked: "What will the dew turn into this time?"

But the iron bull happened to fall right beside him, with a loud bang, stirring up countless clods of mud, burying Wu Zhiqi completely and thoroughly

What? I am just being a water deity, and it hasn't harmed the people of the world, has it? Hey! Hey! What are you doing?! Xia Yu— you old scoundrel—" Before he could finish the word 'head', he saw Xia Yu throw the stone chain into the water.

Their wedding was very simple—Wu Zhiqi inserted a handmade fishbone comb into Lu Zhu's hair, while Lu Zhu wrapped a hand-woven herbal belt around Wu Zhiqi's waist. From that day on, Wu Zhiqi's joy had a loyal companion.

Wuzhiqi revealed a happy smile: "Her name is Luzhu, she is my wife!"

On that day, the carefree and untroubled Wuzhiqi was happily swimming in the water when he suddenly heard an unusual sound from above. Unable to resist, he looked up and exclaimed, "My goodness! A huge rock is falling straight towards him!"

"It's quite rare!" Changxi murmured to herself, "You have quite a spirit! I will grant you a bit of divine power, so you can communicate with all living beings." As she spoke, she gently rubbed the little monkey's head

Changxi gently held it in her arms, affectionately stroking its snow-white, soft fur, and softly comforted, "Poor thing! Just as I have no son, you shall be my son! I will have the Heavenly Emperor give you a resounding name"

It is quite strange that this person is still alive, but upon glancing at the girl on the stone, I understood that this is the effect of the Water-Repelling Jade. "Dewdrop? Why is it you again?!"

He turned back to look at the girl who was still crying—she could no longer produce any sound, but her mouth was still quivering in a silent sob; the tears that flowed from her instantly merged into the water, yet he clearly understood from the surrounding briny atmosphere—that her tears had not ceased for a moment

One day, the goddess Changxi was strolling amidst the beautiful green mountains and clear waters. She was dragging a large basket, picking various kinds of fruits, intending to send them to a distant place to teach the people there how to cultivate them

Night has fallen, and Zhang Dafu and Wuzhiqi, after a day of walking, are resting on a bench in the park

Hehe! It seems that Wu Zhiqi has thought of something interesting, "When Luozhu first met me, she said the same thing!"

Black, white, nothing, eternal? ! '' Zhang Dafu's eyes widened again, `` Where... where did you come from? ''

He glanced at the image of the young man with a cheeky smile, steeled himself, raised the large stamp in his hand, and brought it down forcefully onto that grinning face. "You little rascal! I no longer want to be troubled by you!"

Eat this! He returned to the girl, unceremoniously prying her mouth open and stuffing a red pill inside.

Wu Zhiqi watched as Tieniu fell down with a thud, and suddenly thought to himself: "If I were to be reborn now, I wonder if I would encounter dew..."

He only remembers that his godmother, Changxi, arranged a small position for him—to be the water deity of a certain place

Wuzhiqi seems not to care much about its age, but rather holds the hand of the flower cat earnestly, saying: "You must not lose confidence in your name! If ghosts look down on this name, it only proves their poor taste! However, 'Wild Cat A' does sound quite impressive."

Wu Zhiqi remained silent, offering no response

"Alright, alright! Do we really need to keep repeating these few words?" The calico cat scratched its ear out of boredom

Wu Zhiqi was taken aback, blinked his eyes, and feigned innocence: "Oh? Aren't you the dual pillars among the little ghosts, the 'Hell Boy Scouts' Hei and Bai Wuchang? (Hei Wuchang rushed forward and struck him on the head with a thick folder: Never mention the words 'little ghost' in front of me again!) You actually found me before Qilun, quite impressive, quite impressive!" He clapped his hands in a pretentious manner and began to contemplate how to escape.

This file is not significantly different from the last time I viewed it; it has merely added a few words before "young and handsome" and "extraordinarily intelligent"—"famous and renowned"...

"Lord of the Water?" Wu Zhiqi scratched his chin with one hand and pointed at the tip of his nose with the other, "Isn't that just the glorious and magnificent me?"

This is the second major collection of this deity—Water-Repelling Gem. The Water-Repelling Pill becomes ineffective upon contact with the air on the ground, but with this, one can move freely in the water just like this deity.

Ah! What is going on! I am the noble Wuzhiqi! Wuzhiqi could not help but reach out to wipe the mud off his face and body

The King of Hell looked at him with sympathy, seemingly moved, and decided to make an exception this time: "If you serve your sentence honestly, it wouldn't hurt to tell you..." He found a document, but after just a glance, he closed it with a "poof" sound, his expression changing several times. Finally, he cleared his throat twice and replied: "You might as well not think too much; just repent obediently! Perhaps in a few hundred years, you might be able to return to your heavenly position"

The girl opened her tear-red eyes wide and asked, "Really?"

Nonsense! The cat huffed, "Who talks to sparrows and cats like humans do! Moreover, your white tail is still swaying behind you! Are you a white monkey demon?"

King Yan Luo sighed deeply: "Is this yet another scheme devised by Wu Zhiqi? This guy's persistent thievery is one thing, but how could you let me down so much? He actually succeeded in escaping for the ninety-second time?!"

Hell!" Zhang Dafu stared in disbelief, his already enlarged eyes widening even further, "I heard my grandfather say that once you go to hell, no one can come back!"

At that very moment, a flash of white light appeared, and a white jade ring fell from above his head with a "crack" sound, immediately tightening and fitting snugly around his neck. The jade ring was connected to a stone chain, the other end of which was held in Xia Yu's hand

As Hei Wuchang took advantage of Wu Zhiqi being stunned, in a flash faster than a clap of thunder, he "pounced" and slapped a talisman onto Wu Zhiqi's forehead. "Puff!" — the self-proclaimed handsome and dashing young man Wu Zhiqi transformed into a small white monkey

On that day, Wu Zhiqi was teaching Lu Zhu a very practical skill—cultivating freshwater pearls—when he heard someone shouting loudly from above: "Wu Zhiqi! Come out here!"

The girl slowly opened her eyes

The girl took a look and saw that it was a piece of blue-green stone

He hurriedly fumbled at his waist, took out four grains of the "Water-Repellent Pill," swam to the large rock, and stuffed them into the woman's nose and ears

Without Zhiqi's agile movement, he dodged the large rock and couldn't help but curse loudly: "Who is it? Engaging in such actions! What if it were to hit this lively and adorable deity? Can you afford the consequences?"

Yama, the King of Hell, straightened his collar, assumed a noble demeanor, and solemnly replied: "What kind of talk is this! Work should always be prioritized! Bring me the documents!"

But that is not a large rock, but rather a strange cow

The calico cat gracefully landed beside the young man, arrogantly wagging its tail and casting him a sidelong glance: "You, are not human, are you!"

He did not believe that this was real, and touched the stone chain around his neck— it crumbled into a pile of powder.

The untrustworthy individual does not keep his word! As Wu Zhiqi was dragged out of the Hall of Yama, his screams echoed back from the sixteenth level of the hall...

Zhang Dafuku squinted his eyes and glared at the eldest, grinning as he exclaimed: "Little brother! Are you here just to amuse yourself at my expense? This 'note' states that she is from the '×× tribe'! Do you know that 'tribe' is a concept from thousands of years ago?"

King Yanluo let out a sigh, "It shouldn't be possible! With Wu Zhiqi being so clever, he must have gone to the deep mountains and forests to look for dew..."

One day, the dewdrop lamented with infinite sorrow: "Adults are still as youthful as when we first met, yet the dewdrop has already reached the twilight of its life... The lifespan of humans is truly lamentable"

"Lord Wuzhiqi," the soul of the cat shone with a soft, gentle light, slowly taking shape, "my wish has come true"

What is this? The girl can immediately speak, her voice no longer hoarse

The calico cat smiles. "Because in the eyes of humans, you look quite good!"

How were you later imprisoned in the Underworld

The girl's smile, a heartfelt expression, is truly moving. "Thank you, great one! -- My name is Luzhu."

Zhang Dafu blinked his eyes and said, "If you really want to find someone, don't just stay in the tree! You should go out and walk around. If it is truly destined, perhaps you will meet in the vast sea of people"

After an unknown period of time, one day, Wu Zhiqi was counting the fish swimming above his head, calculating how many fish had passed since he was dragged to the bottom of the water. He was also pondering how many pearls the precious clams he raised back in the day would have produced if they were still alive—these were his only two activities. He believed that to be alive meant to exercise one's mind; if he were to become dull, it would be a disgrace to the great name of Wu Zhiqi

Wu Zhiqi was momentarily taken aback, stiffly feeling around his waist, awkwardly extending his hand, and blushingly said: "This is for you"

---Humanity---

The King of Hell merely glanced at the title on the cover of the report and let out a thunderous roar, causing his beloved hellish spirit tea to spill everywhere

Wuzhiqi sighed—this time not out of a deliberate imitation of his godmother, but from a genuine sense of melancholy: "You once said you wanted to stroll in the sunlight. I always thought that if I accompanied you in the underwater world, you might no longer long for the land. But I can no longer accompany you in your wanderings. Return to the land! You are still young; how can you spend your life with me in this dim underwater world?"

Excuse me, may I trouble you for a moment? Have you seen anyone like this? What? Where are they from? I don't know either—this is why I'm asking you! Haven't seen anyone? I see... I truly apologize for taking up your time. However, could you ask your friends to help look as well? I'm afraid it might be hard to find. Please, just consider it as accumulating good karma... A young man dressed in white is sitting cross-legged, perched on a tree, holding a piece of paper, gesturing and mumbling incessantly, "What? What is their name? This..." He scratches his head in distress, his silver hair shimmering in the sunlight filtering through the treetops.

The head of the security department, Qilun, wished he could find a crack in the ground to hide in. Since just now, King Yanluo had been resting his chin on one hand while gesturing over the crystal ball with the other, puffing his cheeks and glaring, admonishing in a tone filled with disappointment: "I say, Qilun, what on earth are you doing? Tell me, how many times have you made such mistakes recently? The last time the seal on the thirteenth level was broken, I won't count that as your negligence—because that was truly the fault of Hei Wuchang (the former). But tell me, how many times have you made such mistakes recently? The last time the seal on the thirteenth level was broken, I won't count that as your negligence—because that was truly the fault of Hei Wuchang (the former). However, how did the seal on the sixteenth level get damaged again? Now tell me, who escaped this time?"

The Qi Lun, with a mournful expression, stammered in defense: "There is also some good news— the Wang Hall in Biancheng has not been robbed..."

She sighed and gently poked the little monkey on the forehead (it was still eating without lifting its head...) "How did you get so hungry? What is your name? Where are your parents? Why aren't they taking care of you?"

At this moment, the figure of the Wheel King, Liu, appeared in the Hall of Yama. This king, appearing to be around seventeen or eighteen years old, was holding a large stack of documents. He cast a glance at Wuzhiqi and said to the King of Hell: "My lord, the souls to be processed today are all here for your review"

Dewdrop lowered her head, her voice somewhat dissatisfied: "It really makes me angry! You actually remembered what I said incorrectly!" She slightly raised her chin and smiled as she corrected: "What I said was: 'I hope to stroll under the sun with you'! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't return to the land either"

King Yan looked at the little monkey sitting on the ground, with its head drooping and silent, and sighed. He then put away a long, righteous admonition that he had prepared long ago into the drawer

If it were the hot-tempered Xihe, she would definitely grab this little creature by the neck and scold, "Little rascal, the fruits I painstakingly picked are not for you to enjoy! If you want to fill your belly, you must work for it!" And then she would throw it away with a whoosh into the clouds. Fortunately, this is the gentle Changxi

King Yanluo flipped through that thick file from front to back and from back to front

Xia Yu blinked his eyes and replied foolishly, "The old immortal in my dream told me that this treasure can subdue the mischievous Wu Zhiqi"

At this moment, King Yanluo was trembling with anger, staring at the file in front of him—a photo of a young man with a cheeky smile, accompanied by the image of a cute little white monkey. However, this was not the focus of King Yanluo's attention

Since then, many thousands of years have passed

"Let's wait until you finish your tea before we continue..." Miaoying awkwardly clutched the documents in her arms

The calico cat scoffed, "No matter how you look at it, it's just a monkey!"

Wu Zhiqi let out a helpless sigh—this was something he learned from his godmother, www.hetushu.com, but he rarely had the opportunity to use it, as he was not as sentimental as her. He swam back to his residence, "Little Crystal Palace" (a name he came up with), and rummaged through the bottom of the box to find the treasures he had saved for a long time—he was just an inconspicuous water god, unlike the dragon kings whose collections were so rich... The few treasures he had were still gifts from his godmother to enhance his facade... He swam back to his residence, "Little Crystal Palace" (a name he came up with), and rummaged through the bottom of the box to find the treasures he had saved for a long time—he was just an inconspicuous water god, unlike the dragon kings whose collections were so rich... The few treasures he had were still gifts from his godmother to enhance his facade...

In the mountains shrouded by the night, a white figure weaves through the thickets, even more dazzling than the moonlight

Seven months later

Dewdrop furrowed her brow and resolutely shook her head in response: "No!"

King Yanluo sighed, "It is better that he is not here; the other monsters have no particular thoughts. If he were here, he would only incite more monsters to escape with him..."

The third generation of Hell Spirit Tea developed by the Water Fairy—"Yama King smacked his lips, expressing his satisfaction with a delighted exclamation: 'This is truly exquisite! Exquisite indeed!' Before he could savor a second sip, he noticed that his first secretary, Miaoying, had quietly moved to the side at some point, her face adorned with a stiff smile.

Xia Yu stood with his hands on his hips, his sun-tanned face flushed with anger. He was much more furious than Wu Zhiqi, pointing at Wu Zhiqi and cursing: "You little rascal! Do you have any idea how much manpower and resources I expended to repair a water-dividing channel? You don't give me any face at all, not allowing a single drop of water to flow through!"

At this moment, he was astonished—he was actually able to sit up

The King of Hell felt a stir in his heart, sensing that something bad was about to happen. He then asked somewhat nervously, "Miaoying, why are you smiling so forcedly? If there is something, just say it! However, I must say in advance, my spirit tea is the last cup and cannot be shared with you"

The young man smiled cheerfully and extended his hand, saying: "I am a newcomer to this wonderful place, and I kindly ask for your guidance, Brother Cat!"

I know, which is why I ate it without hesitation. The expression on Luzhu's face was very calm, "I just want to counteract the effects of the Meng Po soup"

Wu Zhiqi helplessly stepped onto the water's surface, splashing through the waves. He scratched his head and looked at the sturdy middle-aged man in front of him with a visibly sullen expression, his tone filled with obvious impatience: "Why is it you again—Uncle Xia Yu..."

In the years that Wuzhiqi has been trapped underwater, humanity has learned to forge various lifelike creations—such as this iron bull

What! '' Wu Zhiqi could not help but want to jump up, but he was submerged at the bottom of the water, and such a high-difficulty action was impossible to accomplish. He stared wide-eyed in horror: `` My greatest treasure 'Sank Wood Glaze' ? ! Dewdrop, do you know how absurd this is? ! Once 'Sank Wood Glaze' enters the mouth, it will merge with the soul, and they can never be separated for eternity. Its effect is to negate all the benefits of herbs—after consuming it, even the Peaches of Immortality cannot extend your life, and Lingzhi cannot bring you back to life. Moreover, even Meng Po Soup will be ineffective for you, as its main ingredient is Forgetting Grass! ''! Once 'Sank Wood Glaze' enters the mouth, it will merge with the soul, and they can never be separated for eternity. Its effect is to negate all the benefits of herbs—after consuming it, even the Peaches of Immortality cannot extend your life, and Lingzhi cannot bring you back to life. Moreover, even Meng Po Soup will be ineffective for you, as its main ingredient is Forgetting Grass! ''

Hmph, don't mention it! When I returned to my little crystal palace, everything was in ruins— it seemed that all traces of my existence with Dewdrop had vanished from the world... I merely wanted to move to a new place, to change my environment, so I made a slight alteration to the waterway— yet the Heavenly Emperor actually sentenced me to face the wall in the underworld for one thousand five hundred years because of this?! I asked him why he did not intervene when I was framed by the Dragon King of Takigawa. He actually said that I had privately united with a human, and it was not wrong to punish me a little?! I asked him again why he did not intervene when I was framed by the Dragon King of Takigawa. He repeated that I had privately united with a human, and it was not wrong to punish me a little! My name was actually given by such a person! How ridiculous that my godmother is one of his two wives! However, the defenses of the underworld are quite lacking; this is already my ninety-second escape.

The cat lazily extended a front paw, as if to shake hands with him, and said: "My name is Zhang Dafu"

The young man seemed quite surprised, blinking his eyes awkwardly and murmuring: "Oh! Brother Cat is indeed just like the legendary cat—what a keen sense!"

The surrounding scenery is so wonderful that Changxi feels at ease and cannot help but sing songs, attracting countless birds.

The girl seemed to still not fully understand, and replied blankly: "I am a tribute offered to the Water God..."

Wu Zhiqi pretended to be very angry: "You—are you not afraid of such a large stone hitting the noble me? Also, how did you get thrown down again?"

What?! Wu Zhiqi has escaped again?!

Wu Zhiqi took out his beloved (though rarely used) dagger and cut the grass rope that bound the girl, asking: "Who are you? How did you end up tied to this stone? If it weren't for me, the deity, you would have been doomed! Fortunately, you encountered someone as kind-hearted as I am; had it been someone else, they might not have been willing to spare those four Water-Repelling Pills!"

"That, the Wang Hall of Biancheng, has been stolen..."

The second secretary of King Yanluo, Ming Huang, anxiously reminded, "Your Majesty, if you do this, you will be reprimanded by the Heavenly Emperor!"

The White Impermanence, with an expressionless face, took out a watch and said: "We are not here to look for you! — Zhang Dafu, your time has come, so speak quickly if you have anything to say!"

As long as you are among these memories... as long as the adults are not forgotten, the remaining pain, the dew is willing to bear

Wu Zhiqi carefully examined her and earnestly retorted, "How could that be? I think you haven't changed at all since those years!"

Several bright red characters suddenly appeared on the file

What? The anger of Wu Zhiqi is simply beyond the expression of ordinary language—he has cultivated under the guidance of his godmother for a long time, only to transform into such a young and handsome figure... But this human girl actually does not know the heights of heaven and depths of earth, exposing his true form... "In what way do I resemble a monkey?"

The King of Hell's mouth opened into an "O" shape, exclaiming in astonishment: "What?! Who did this? What has been lost?"

Oh, how tedious! Wu Zhiqi pushed her onto the water's surface, "Isn't it good that someone is sending you something? When my godmother gave it to me, I didn't ask so many 'whys'!"

"What kind of nonsense old immortal is this!" Wu Zhiqi, upon seeing the object around his neck, was taken aback: "This is clearly a treasure of the Dragon Clan! It must be that old man Longchuan, the Dragon King, who, feeling slighted because I didn't marry his daughter, came up with this ridiculous idea to get back at me! This is retaliation, a conspiracy to frame me! Hey, Xia Yu, let go of me! I am going to the Heavenly Court to file a complaint!" This is retaliation, a conspiracy to frame me! Hey, Xia Yu, let go of me! I am going to the Heavenly Court to file a complaint!

The smile of the dew is as beautiful as when they first met

--- Hell · Yama's Hall ---

This is unacceptable! It is simply a complete denial of the great achievements of Wuzhiqi's cultivation!

That occurred before humanity learned to record history

Of course! What I say is always credible

How far is that from now? Wu Zhiqi cannot remember clearly.

Upon hearing her compliment, Wu Zhiqi became pleased with himself again, "Of course! Moreover, the goddess of the volcano—hmph, not to boast, but she is far inferior to me! And besides, she is a woman; she may not even like you!"

Oh my! I didn't expect the renowned Wu Zhiqi to be so adorable! The Black Wuchang smiled as he held the monkey in his arms. The monkey blinked vigorously—aside from blinking, it could do nothing else.

The Sixteen Levels of Hell

They spent many years like this at the dark bottom of the water

Zhang Dafuku squinted his eyes, seemingly smiling. He glanced sideways at the paper in Wuzhiqi's hand, a bit curious: "What are you doing? Looking for someone?"

Wuzhiqi raised his chin and said arrogantly, "What if you want to visit me in the future?"

The dew knew this was a consolation—her long hair was no longer as dark as the night, and her face bore many marks left by the passage of time. She smiled and said: "There is one thing I hope you can forgive me for—I ate your 'scattered wood glaze'."

In the following two years, Wu Zhiqi often swam to that large rock to ponder his thoughts

The afternoon sunlight is very warm. A young man with silver hair strolls through the crowd with a large tabby cat, engaging in casual conversation as he walks.

That stone chain is indeed a treasure of the dragon clan. As soon as it entered the water, it immediately became heavier and heavier—almost breaking Wuzhiqi's neck—and then it dragged Wuzhiqi down heavily to the bottom of the water, stirring up a cloud of silt

Suddenly, a small white shadow swooped onto Changxi's victory fruit with a whoosh, wasting no time and starting to eat voraciously...! Changxi was startled and, upon closer inspection, realized that it was actually a small white monkey!

On that day, he was once again swimming nearby in a gloomy mood when he heard what seemed to be an unusual sound above him. Instinctively, he looked up—sure enough, it was another large stone wrapped in grass rope... Unable to contain himself, he extended his angry fist towards the water's surface: "Hey! Are you all bored or what! Is it really necessary to do this over and over again? Aren't you forcing me to waste my precious 'Water Avoidance Pill'?!"

Why give me? '' Girls are somewhat inexplicable

Wuzhiqi's thoughts seemed to drift far away, and her gaze appeared to be lost in the high night sky: "Because she has only one wish, she longs to walk with her under the sunlight, even if just once, no matter what..."

Your reasoning is indeed quite touching Two faint figures appeared before Wu Zhiqi

The girl is even more perplexed, "Why should I come to visit you?"

The little monkey seemed to understand her words, vigorously blinking its dark eyes, as if trying hard to say something

This ironclad fact left King Yama at a loss for words, and all he could do was let out a long, muffled sigh.

He had just turned around, intending to rescue someone, when he heard a crisp greeting: "Lord Wuzhiqi! How have you been?"

But just when he turned around unintentionally—my goodness (this was Wuzhiqi's catchphrase at the time)! There was actually a woman tied to a rock!

Yama, the King of Hell, sighed again, "It's just a major transgression. If we bring him back, he might run away a few more times, and who knows how many offenses the Heavenly Emperor will have to record for me..."

Wu Zhiqi was taken aback, "Dewdrop, do you not realize how foolish you are? No matter how great the pain you endure in the future, herbal medicine will not be able to cure you. Moreover, since the Meng Po soup is ineffective for you, these painful memories will accompany you through countless lifetimes! If the benefits of Sanmu Liuli outweighed the drawbacks, I would have consumed it long ago!"

The dew pretended not to have heard anything and smiled gently

The third secretary of King Yanluo, Ziyi, furrowed his brows and expressed his opinion: "Wuzhiqi is the water god! If he were to run into any river, lake, or sea and cause a commotion, wouldn't the human world suffer? Last time, he diverted the river, causing over 5,000 households to be displaced..." (It seems that the Heavenly Emperor's decision to have him reflect in solitude was not without reason...)

... ...

The calico cat scrutinized him and suggested, "Since wandering around like this is rather dull, why not tell me your story? It seems quite interesting!"

Although he knew that this was a deliberate question, Qilun dared not refuse to answer, and thus, with a heart full of trepidation, he whispered: "There are four who have escaped: the white-faced golden-haired nine-tailed fox Ling Xueyan, the seven-headed three-tailed snake Jiong Tiangao, the double-horned black-winged Pegasus Lan Jinduo, and, and... the one who claims to be an 'Expert in Escaping Hell' (abbreviated as 'Prison Break Expert')... Wu Zhiqi (when he mentioned this name, he involuntarily lowered his trembling voice)... the one who claims to be an 'Expert in Escaping Hell' (abbreviated as 'Prison Break Expert')... Wu Zhiqi (when he mentioned this name, he involuntarily lowered his trembling voice)... Jiong Tiangao and Lan Jinduo have already been recaptured, and it is merely a matter of time before Ling Xueyan is caught as well..."

The young man immediately smiled and apologized: "I am sorry, Brother Cat!"

Wu Zhiqi immediately handed over the piece of paper in his hand and sincerely asked, "I wonder if Brother Cat has seen this person before?"

Wuzhiqi yawned and shook his head, "I do not like the waterway you constructed— the scenery is too poor! I have no other business, I am going home."

The smile of the dew is still so beautiful, she said: "Although the adults do not recognize me, I am truly happy! You have escaped from hell time and again for me..."

The girl widened her eyes in astonishment, covering her mouth in disbelief, unable to utter a sound. However, as her nose twitched, she began to wail loudly: "Wow—"

Wu Zhiqi is also quite admirable—over the past two days and nights, he has been circling around this girl, expressing his disdainful opinions: "A human girl dares to evaluate me like this?! Let me tell you, the last time Long Wang from Takigawa came to propose to his daughter, I wasn't even interested! My divine godmother is none other than the great goddess Changxi—yes, the truly magnificent goddess Changxi!"

At that time, the feelings between men and women were very simple—if a woman was willing to abandon her world and return to this place that did not belong to her after two years of departure, her intentions were self-evident

The Hall of Yama

After two years of separation, Lu Zhu seems to be more mature and radiant than the girl who cried uncontrollably on that day. She struggled to wave her bound hands and said with a happy smile, "It's a long story—could you please help me untie the ropes first?"

Wuzhiqi laughed heartily, his tone not lacking in pride: "Hahaha... I am the young and handsome, exceptionally intelligent Wuzhiqi!"

Miaoying carefully placed the folder on the table and slipped to the side

Wuzhiqi was indeed somewhat curious, so he turned back to take a look.

"That won't do! It took a lot of effort to catch you!" Xia Yu said with his head held high and a righteous demeanor: "You might as well accept your fate! If you really can't accept it, then consider it a contribution to the people of the world!"

Zhang Dafu! Wu Zhiqi was astonished and opened his mouth wide: "You dare to use such a good name? Aren't you afraid of the ghosts being jealous? They are particularly fond of being envious of others!"

"Hello! What is this for? What on earth are you holding?" Wu Zhiqi became flustered.

In the face of this ironclad fact, Wu Zhiqi helplessly lowered her head and murmured softly, "I also want to find newer files, but unfortunately, they have been borrowed by the messengers of the underworld! My time is limited, so I can only make do with this... However, her soul should give off a similar feeling, especially since someone as perceptive as Brother Cat, who is well-read, should be able to find it easily. Could you help me out? I won't treat you unfairly!"... However, her soul should give off a similar feeling, especially since someone as perceptive as Brother Cat, who is well-read, should be able to find it easily. Could you help me out? I won't treat you unfairly!

Ah ha ha ha... That foolish King Yama really underestimates me! He didn't tell me what the dew would turn into, surely because he was afraid I would escape again once I found out. So, it must be that the dew has turned into a monkey! Such a simple deduction, how could it possibly stump me? Ah ha ha ha... Finding a monkey in the mountains is much easier than finding a person in the city! It's simply a golden opportunity! How could I let it slip by? I am the renowned Wu Zhiqi!

The calico cat landed steadily beside him, inquiring: "Who is this woman?"

In the "Name" section, a hasty handwritten line was added before the three characters "Wu Zhiqi": "Young and handsome, exceptionally intelligent," making the already chaotic file filled with scribbles even more disordered. ... Above are various doodles such as "Brilliant and mighty," "Unmatched by thousands," and "Talented and knowledgeable" ... .

"What ... ... is ... ..." King Yanluo trembled with rage, and if it weren't for his three secretaries holding him back, he would have truly wanted to smash this useless Qilun in front of him with the crystal ball until its soul scattered. "Wuzhiqi ... ... has escaped again?!"

Luzhu chuckled and replied: "Because the elders in the tribe believe I am a magical person, they plan to throw me into the volcano this time as an offering to the god of the volcano. I thought, the god of the volcano might not be as kind as Lord Wuzhiqi, so I sneaked away! I was afraid I wouldn't sink to the bottom of the water, which is why I had my brother tie such a large stone to me! — Lord Wuzhiqi is so clever and agile, he shouldn't get hit, right?"

This is my third major collection—Revival Pill! It would truly be a waste to use it on you!" Wu Zhiqi snorted through his nose, "I merely wish to educate you properly and correct your aesthetic perspective. Since you are so unwilling, go home! Don't regret missing such a great opportunity in the future!"

Suddenly, a tremendous noise came from above.

On a later day, Dewdrop went to the waterway to look for fresh lotus roots—her favorite snack. She left and never returned... Wuzhiqi knew that the days of their separation had come...

"Brother Cat, do you think I am not handsome?" Wu Zhiqi murmured with a sense of grievance

Soon, Lu Zhu was invited by Wu Zhiqi to his "small crystal palace," where they chatted while enjoying fresh lotus roots

Wu Zhiqi was utterly in awe of the calico cat, repeatedly exclaiming in admiration, and immediately leaped down gracefully from the treetop

The cat yawns, "Let's just make do! It's certainly better than being called 'Wild Cat A'. Moreover, it seems that ghosts look down on this name of mine... I am seventeen years old this year, quite rare, isn't it?"

The Qilun complained somewhat aggrievedly: "What can be done? Watching over the little ghosts on the sixteenth floor, their intelligence is simply too far below that of Wuzhiqi..."

Wu Zhiqi ... ... stole a document ... ...

But that girl was truly frightening in her boundless energy... She sat there on the stone, crying her heart out for two days and two nights